The Commercial Section
I wanted to shop here, but somehow got the feeling they didn't care what I did.
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If you insist. It takes years of advertising school to be this creative.
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A lot of people say it's a bit of an awkward language, what with silent "k's" and some nasty conjugation, but I reckon this is a bit harsh. I can only imagine the company motto.2
Not a particularly promising choice for all your insurance needs.2
Just add water and 10 to 15 inside.The Clever Advice Section
duh
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"He did WHAT in the confectionery aisle?"
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Nice, but did you have to stick it on the bumper of your two ton SUV?
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World's longest street name. Just around the corner is I Hope I Don't Get Conjunctivitis Boulevard.
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Dry those tears, it's your own fault for buying happy pants.
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$4.99 with a voucher.
The Nature Section
It's that brown, dusty arid kind of luxuriant grassland.2
Save the world. Bring jam.
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The Fine Dining Section
Apparently the curry's good but everything else is pretty crap.Be well.
